New Information on Mad Cow Disease from Newfoundland:
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Corner Brook, Newfoundland, to identify what the farmer believes to be the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease.
Reporter: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The Farmer stared at her intently and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?"
Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
Reporter: "Sir, this may, indeed, be really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
(Apologies to anyone who may be offended by the raunchy humor...but, I'm feeling a bit raunchy just now.)